bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just sucked dick on a ferry
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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