Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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