Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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