trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
The adults are the big ones right?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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