just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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