Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
