belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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