I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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