"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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