if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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