As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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