this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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