Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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