i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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