White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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