these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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