i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
FUCK WHALES
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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