do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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