Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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