My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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