u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I pour the whiskey from now on
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize