We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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