She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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