was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He shit in the fireplace
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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