Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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