I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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