it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize
