Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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