You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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