If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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