There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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