I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
