he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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