So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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