What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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