There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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