my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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