Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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