I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
So squirting runs in the family.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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