grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Randomize