I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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