No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Less talking, more tequila
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Randomize
