i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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