come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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