I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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