I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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