She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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