Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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