normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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