Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I need moral support for this bender
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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