sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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