do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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