Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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