I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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